Storyteller's World

I'm feeling really tired this morning, and having to clutch at very small things to raise a slight smile on a Monday morning. Like this: Wanting to send a txt msg to the wife about what colours we want the toilet painted (yes, the decorators are threatening to return). I keyed in 'loo', which word completion rendered as 'jon'. Made me wonder how many other instances there are of the same set of keystrokes rendering synonyms in different cultures.