A Small Aubergine
(From Tales from the Supermarket)
It's part of the storyteller's role to collect traditional stories, myths, legends, folktales, tall stories, from locals he/she meets. So here's one I heard yesterday from an assistant in Sainsbury's about why they had no aubergines.
And that, O my Best Beloved, (believe it or not) is why at this very day there are no aubergines in the Sainsbury bazaar of Kidlington.
It's part of the storyteller's role to collect traditional stories, myths, legends, folktales, tall stories, from locals he/she meets. So here's one I heard yesterday from an assistant in Sainsbury's about why they had no aubergines.
We haven't got any at all in stock. They are having supply problems with them, because they're changing from selling them by weight, to single price.
And that, O my Best Beloved, (believe it or not) is why at this very day there are no aubergines in the Sainsbury bazaar of Kidlington.
posted by Tony at 7/21/2004 09:36:00 am
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