Storyteller's World

.. that drives me crazy is that she won't RTFM. So she has all this high-powered computer technology on her box, but doesn't use about 90% of it. And even the instructions on the orange juice - 'For best taste, shake well' - she gives a little limp-wristed twirl to the carton, and then can't understand why it's a bit thin, with no bits floating in it. Till you get to the bottom, when it's all bits. I'd better stop, or I could probably go on for, oh, 30 seconds.

Ain't love great?